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Dino's Dugout

Here are some of my favorite quotes.....

"Friendship is the bridge between lonely and loved,
between a glance and a gaze. It stretches from the fog
into sunshine, hopelessness into faith, between despair
and joy. It crosses the chasm from hell to heaven, from
God to man, and from you to me."

"Men are like buses, there is one at every stop."

"Men are like roses, watch out for the Pricks."

"My shattered dreams and broken heart are mending on the shelf......now I sit all alone wishing all my feeling was gone..." - One Last Cry

"Yes I will...take your hand and walk with you" - Yes I Will

"I will love you more than that...I won't say the words then take them back.." -More Than That

"If you knew what I knew you wouldn't say what you said..if you knew what I knew, we'd be together instead.." -If You Knew

" God made women from man's rib, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be walked upon. But from his side to be his partner in life, from under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him." ~unknown

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules. Then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope . All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there is someone perfect...who might be searching for us."
-The Wonder Years

"The better you know someone, the less there is to say. Or maybe, there's less that needs to be said."
"A positive attituted may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effot."

"A best friend is a gift to cherish forever. It's a special bond that crosses the boundaries of time and distance. Time passes, but a best friend is constant in a world of change. Like a fine wine or vintage car, our friendship gets better with age. Life may have its ups and downs but our shared dreams continue. I don't thank you enough. I don't know where I'd be without my best friend."
-Herm Albright

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of dispair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing - and face with us the reality of our powerlessness - that is the friend who really cares."
-Henri Nouwen

~~The best and most beautiful things must be felt with the heart~~
-Helen Keller-

~~Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart to all the world~~
-John Evelyn-

**So many languages in the world, and a smile speaks them all**
-Unknown-

~~Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love~~
-Mother Teresa-

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
Unknown

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
Albert Camus.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Unknown

"The space between the tears we cry is the laughter keeps us coming back for more.. the space between your heart and mine is the space we'll fill with time."
The Space Between DMB

"As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't"...Now and Then

"...And most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling again my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you"...Dirty Dancing

"I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hands, then an eternity without it"...City of Angels

"Should I smile because you're my friend or cry because that's all you'll
ever be?"

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other
people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested
in you." -Dale Carnegie

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go, others stay for awhile,
leaving foot-prints on our hearts and we are never quite the
same" -Elenor Roosevelt

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the
silence of our friends" -Martin Luther King, Jr

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." -Henry Ford

"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to
forget."

"Some people make the world special just by being in it."

"Friends are forever"

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one
day,so I never have to live a day without you." -Winnie The Pooh

"When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy."
-Anon.

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
-Muhammad Ali

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
-Buddha

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"
-Eugene Kennedy

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation."
-George Washington

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
-Anon.

"A relationship is like a rose,
How long it lasts, no one knows;
Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you'll see at last;
To feel that love, it makes you sigh,
To have it leave, you'd rather die;
You hope you've found that special rose,
'Cause you love and care for the one you chose."
-Rob Cella

"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"
-Erich Fromm

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."
-Tupac Shakur

Lighter Fencing - It's the only sport where the upper hand is not necessarily a good thing!

"We call it the kinder, gentler lobotomy" Front Line Assembley

"Life's a journey, not a destination" Aerosmith

"Remember that the light at the end of the tunnel may be you" Aerosmith

"No" Ryan Kelly, when asked if yes means no, and no means yes

"How weird it must be to be normal" Penny Morris

"I'm not defensive" Ryan Kelly, moments before trying to stab me with a pen

"Hangovers are the wrath of grapes."Unknown

"I don't need a friggin' battalion, just get me 12 guys, Spanish speak, who understand discretionary warfare" Unknown

"I don't want the world. I just want your half." They Might Be Giants

"It'll take more than a slight correction to keep this puppy in the pen"WEBN

"Stop the violins" Unknown

"Wake up! Time to die!" Bladerunner

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together." Unknown

"On the other hand, you have different fingers." Unknown

"Last week, I saw a woman flayed, and you would hardly believe how much it altered her person for the worse." Jonathan Swift

"However, I do not pretend that what I see is the only absolute truth. If this were the case, I am sure that I would be drinking Sprite, using AT&T, and driving a Saturn. Bradlet C. Lackey

"Listen to your body; drink what tastes right" Sprite, on why you should drink their drink

"Don't forget to feed the monkey." WEBN

"The only way to stay sane is to go crazy." heybud

"Sometimes I give myself the creeps" Green Day

"We like being cheap and used" Some used CD store in Columbus

"Hearing oneself think is highly overrated" Kenny Alverson

"Save the planet, kill a conformist" Ash

"Information is free; let's keep it that way" The Silicon Dragon

"If it doesn't bother anybody, don't bother doing it" N. Fitz

"Wait - one explosive at a time here" PhreNeTiK

"Where we come from, it's 'In God we trust, all others we polygraph' " Teejay, from The Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stoll, referring to the CIA

"His brains are in his pants... and he's not too smart... Ed Fingers " WEBN

"Out of order coes chaos, out of chaos coes death and anarchy, then comes lunch" Chris Connelly

"Holy castration, batman, those razors are sharp!" Unknown

"Don't let your school get in the way of your education" Unknown

"TGIF will now stand for Thank Ggoodness I'm Freaky" The Great Gonzo

"It's got three [censored] visitors and they all have been me!" An example of why "if you built it, they will come" is not a good motto.

"Montana. At least the cows are sane" From a t-shirt sold in that lovely state

"Moral support automatic... immoral or ammoral support by apt. only." Galan

"I'm not suffering from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!" Wyvern

"I don't have any questions, do you have any answers?" Mr. Mark Wilkins, moments before canceling class.

"Your life has taken on a life of it's own" SQEAL Gupte

"What would a world be like without hypothetical situations?" Mr. Fairbanks, S.J.

"The great thing about fire is that it goes with anything" Eric Wagner

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but "That's funny..."

"Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief."

"The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship.

"Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels."

"Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant."

"The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it."

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds."

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball."

"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in."

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop 'em"

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"However much you knock at nature's door, she will never answer you in comprehensible words."

"Pour water on a sportswriter -- instant horseshit."

"ohh my God, Chandler Bing." - Friends

"How you doin." - Freinds

"If the sun refused to shine
I would still be loving you
When mountains crumble to the sea
There will still be you and me
Kind of woman, I give you my all
Kind of woman, nothing more
And so today my world it shines
Your hand in mine we walk the miles
And thanks to you it will be done
Cause you to me are the only, only one."
~Led Zeppelin~

"Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love."
~Mark Twain~

"Spring sweet rhythm dance in my head
Slip into my lover's hands
Kiss me won't you kiss me now
And sleep I would inside your mouth"
~Dave Matthews Band~

"Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll.
Lost for you, I'm so lost for you."
~"Crash Into Me" Dave Matthew's Band~

"The only feeling of real loss Is when you love someone More than you love your self."
~Good Will Hunting~

"All at once, you look across a crowded room for no one in particular,just looking.
Suddenly, you see him, but, oh, how many times you've seen him before.
So why did your heart just skip a beat?
Your eyes meet by mere coincidence, or is it?
At that moment you both instantly know that the relationship between the two of you, will never be the same again."
~ My Best Friend's Wedding ~

"I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where"
~ Robin Williams ~ Patch Adams ~

"This is the time to remember, 'cause it will not last forever." - Billy Joel "This is the Time"

"And in the end on dreams we will depend 'cause that's what love is made of." - Van Halen, "Dreams"

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I'll be right here, waiting for you

"We are the lucky ones, some people never get to do all we got to do, now and forever, I will always think of you" ~ A League Of Their Own

*I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am...and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.*
Dirty Dancing

*So here I am, with open arms, hoping you'll see what your love means to me* Journey

Vitamin C "Graduation (Friends Forever)"
And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon and there was me and you
And then we got real blue
Stay at home talking on the telephone
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at our selves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels
As we go on, we remember
All the times we had together
And as our lives change, come whatever
We will still be, friends forever
so if we get the big jobs and we make the big money
When we look back now, will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?
Still be trying to break every single rule
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?
Can Heather find a job that won't interfere with her tan?
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly
And this is how it feels
Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there? Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly


Love is friendship set on fire.
-Jeremy Taylor-

There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.
-George Sand-

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
-William Shakespeare-

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
that word is love.
- Sophocles-

No sooner met but they looked;
No sooner looked but they loved;
No sooner loved but they sighed;
No sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason;
No sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy.
-William Shakespeare-

MOVIE QUOTES~

Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.

Rev. Johnson: Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.


Lou Brown: Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.
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Pedro Cerrano: I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.
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Rachel Phelps: I wanna put together a team that will help us relocate to Miami.
Charlie Donovan: What do ya mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers?
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Lou Brown: You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**.
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Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add?
Monte: Uh, no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing.
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Harry Doyle: One hit. That's all we got, one Goddamn hit?!
Monte: You can't say "Goddamn" on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
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Harry Doyle: Just a reminder fans about "Die Hard Night" coming up at the stadium: free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.
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Rachel Phelps: Any ideas?
Charlie Donovan: On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player?
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Charlie Donovan: Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
Lou Brown: What's his religion?
Charlie Donovan: Voodoo.
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Willie Mays Hayes: Willie Mays Hayes, here. Play like Mays, and I run like Hayes.
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Director: I've never heard of half of these guys. And, the ones I do know are way past their prime.
Charlie Donovan: Most of these guys never had a prime.
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Lou Brown: Every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sports writers' time. So, I'd like to hang around and see if we can give 'em all a nice big sh**burger to eat.
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Lou Brown: I thought you didn't have any high priced talent.
Charlie Donovan: Forget about Dorn 'cause he's only high priced.
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Willie Mays Hayes: Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game.
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Charlie Donovan: What are ya saying? You want us to lose?
Rachel Phelps: No. We've been losing. What I want is for us to finish dead last.
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Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?
Eddie Harris: I haven't got an arm like yours. I got to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.
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Jake Taylor: [Y]our a celebrity now, Vaughn.
Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn: I thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity.
Jake Taylor: Not if you do it colorfully.
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Jake Taylor: This guy's the out you've been waiting your whole life for.
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Lou Brown: [I] want the absolute truth here. Are you one hundred percent?
Jake Taylor: Yeah. Would I bullsh** you about something like that?
Lou Brown: You better, you wanna make this team.
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Pedro Cerrano: Hats for bats.

Rube Baker: I never has a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought that I would be hurting for the rest of my life, but you know what happened the very next week?
Rick Vaughn: What?
Rube Baker: My momma died.
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Harry Doyle: As you know Monte, Vaughn has been working on a couple of new pitches: the Eliminator, and the Humiliator; to compliment his fast ball, the Terminator.
Monte: I heard that.
Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop in, Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off.
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Harry Doyle: That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his out-of-stater, or it could have been the Hibernator--that baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later. He's probably gonna become a spectator.
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Harry Doyle: The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And, any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign.
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Rube Baker: Women--you can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up.
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Harry Doyle: Back goes Cerrano. He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch this one. That baby is outta here.
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Harry Doyle: [T]aylor is going to send in Hayes to run. Went to see his movie, but it was only out for two-and-a-half hours. I was told, however, it was in focus.
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Harry Doyle: Good news, fans. The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other.
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Rube Baker: They're gonna send me back to Omaha, and I don't even live there.
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Rube Baker: [Y]ou're standing on the tracks, and the train's coming through, butthead.
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Jake Taylor: Okay, Rick, let's get nasty.
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Rube Baker: [T]here ain't no odds against beating yourself no matter what the percentages are.
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Harry Doyle: Somebody caught it!
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Jake Taylor: You name your pitches now?
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Harry Doyle: Humiliator, lined to left. Base hit. Eliminator, lined to right. Another base hit. There's some real puss lined to center.
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Rick Vaughn: I've got a new one I'll show you. You get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.
Jack Parkman: I'd, uh, call it the masturbator.
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Jack Parkman: I'm the only winner on the team, the rest of 'em are losers--either by choice, or by birth.
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Pedro Cerrano: I free and clear.
Rick Vaughn: Did he say "free and queer"?
Pedro Cerrano: Clear! Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano's life!
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Johnny: Mild Thing, you make my butt sting!
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Harry Doyle: So, the Indians have a runner. I think I'll wet my pants.
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Rube Baker: Willie's really got some power.
Lou Brown: Off a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple weeks!
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Rube Baker: What are they?
Jake Taylor: "They" are our center fielder.

None of these quotes are my own, I take no credit for any of them.